Personal Log: The Commodore's Visit 1

Admiral Black *entering the bridge* Are we there yet? *smirks*

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer *chuckles* Oh the bridge. Don't you love that chair?

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black You're impatient. *grins and kisses him*

Commander Archer to Admiral Black *stands* Admiral. I wasn't aware you would on the bridge sir

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika That’s none of your business Commodore

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika I have something to do when we get there. And I thought you wanted to be there soon too.

Admiral Black to Commander Archer I'm on the Ares Bridge Commander. Good to see you show some respect. Go on Commodore Erika tell him the good news. *smirks*

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer Guess what? *grins* I GOT MARRIED! *laughs*

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika Did you now. Well congratulations.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *whispering* That was the good news you wanted me to convey, right?

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *leans in and whispers* Now tell him to who? & let’s see the reaction? *chuckles*

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer Oh yeah! Guess who I got married to?

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika *sits down* do I care?

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer You should. I married Admiral Black. *evil smirk*

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika Oh boy. What do you want a medal

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika and Commander Archer Why Commander do you have one for us? *rolls eyes*

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika I'm going to the ready room...I have someone I need to contact. *whispers to you* He's all yours. Have fun...

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black Alright. *kisses him*

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *kisses back whispering* that should be fun for him to watch. *smirks and leaves the bridge*

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer Oh I just love your biting sarcasm, Commander!

Commander Archer *to himself* I hate them.

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika Why thank you Commodore. *smirks*

Admiral Black to Major Reed I expect to see you Major when we arrive. I have something you might want. *chuckling to himself*

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer So...you going to come out and say hi to me when I come and visit, or are you going to sit in your chair?

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika I think I'll sit in my chair. Although protocol says I have to greet you. But I don't think I will

Admiral Black to Forrest I expect to see you when we arrive keep Archer on the bridge. I don't want an incident with him and my wife. Yes... You heard that correctly. The Commodore and I are married. After I take care of a personal matter I expect a small celebration would be wise.

Commodore Erika*to herself* So I can shoot your damn face off.

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer *narrows eyes* Excuse me? Being on Enterprise has made you a little too insubordinate. I'll just have to fix that, won't I?

Admiral Black*to himself* speaking of... to Lt. Cmdr Briana Storm we will be arriving soon I'll come to your quarters. Understood pet?

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika Oh please. I just got a message from Forrest saying that Black has ordered me to stay on the bridge. Sorry *smirks*

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer *sarcastically* Oh darn. I guess I won't be able to use my new prototype on you.

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer So remind me...how long have you been a commander?

Commander Charles Tucker Everybody on the ship's startin' to look a little jumpy. Guess the word got out that the Commodore is on her way for a "visit".

Lt Cmdr Briana Storm*PADD starts vibrating* excuse me Commander Tucker

Lt Cmdr Storm to Admiral Black *sighs types back* Acknowledged Sir.

Cmdr Tucker I'm not lookin' forward to this. The Commodore thinks I owe her somethin'. That can't mean anythin' good.

Cmdr Tucker to Lt Cmdr Storm Sure. See ya later. Thanks for the coffee.

Lt Cmdr Storm*mutters* I'm no ones freaking pet.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black Admiral, we're approaching the Enterprise - I'll meet you on the Deimos, alright? *grins*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Cmdr Tucker you're welcome Sir. *looks upset*

Major Reed to Admiral Black Yes sir.

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika A while Commodore. Why do you ask?

Lt Cmdr Storm *turns to leave* Ensign do not leave your post. *leaves engineering heads to quarters*

Commodore Erika-clone- *leans back in the pilot's seat, props feet up on the console, to herself* This is going to be fun. *grins*

Cmdr Tucker to Lt Cmdr Storm *watches her leave with a slight frown* What the hell did she mean by that?

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer *laughs* Haven't you ever thought about getting a promotion?

Major Reed Lovely. The Admiral and the Commodore are about to arrive, so I and my men have to go stand at attention at the airlock.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika Very well, Erika. You can't wait to show them your toy. *chuckles and leaves to head to the Deimos*

Major Reed I'm a MACO, not a bloody parade cop.

Admiral Black to Major Reed Very good Major I expect you'll have an honor guard for us?

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black Of course not. *evil smirk*

Major Reed to Admiral Black Of course sir.

Lt Cmdr Storm*walks through the corridors extending and retracting her claws growling* Pet... *doesn't notice the crew clearing a path*

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika I've thought about it often but I'm fine here

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika to Major Reed Good, the Major and the Captain should be standing by. Archer is staying on the bridge per my orders.

Commodore Erika-clone- *pulls down her peaked cap and whistles the first few bars of Beethoven's 4th, waiting for to Admiral Black to arrive*

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *walks onto the Deimos* Best kiss me now, Erika before we dock. *holding a box*

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black Oh, why did you do that? I wanted to see Archer. *pouts*

Lt Cmdr Storm*walks into quarters goes to retrieve the box* Well I am glad I did finish these. *opens box* my best work ever and it may not...

Commodore Erika-clone- *pulls her white gloves on, covering the tattoo on her left hand, adjusts her dress uniform jacket*

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika Because I don't want a firefight when we arrive...we just got married and I don't want to spend it writing up paperwork.

Commander T’Pol The Ares appears to be preparing to dock with Enterprise.

Commodore Erika-clone- to Admiral Black *kisses him* What's in the box? *undocks the Deimos from the Ares and heads for the Enterprise*

Lt Cmdr Storm be appreciated. It's not like I'll 'ever' receive anything like this... *sighs*

Commander T’Pol Knowing the Commodore's "feelings" towards non-humans I believe it may be prudent to remain inconspicuous during her visit.

Commodore Erika*to herself* You know, I wonder if they're going to know that I have a clone. *evil laugh* Oh, I love my schemes.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika This *holding up the box* is a present for the Major. He might have a use for it.

Commander T’Pol to Commander Archer *glances at him from her station on the Bridge*

Commodore Erika-clone- to Admiral Black I see. *docks the Deimos with the Enterprise* We're here, Admiral. *stands up, motions towards the airlock*

Commander Archer to Commander T’Pol What?

Commodore Erika-clone- *quickly checks her Desert Eagles, and her sword, to herself* I hope this is an easy job.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika Don't worry I'll have a surprise for you soon too. *Smirks* So ready for this?

Commander Tucker This is pretty much how I feel about it: http://is.gd/13U7Z

Lt Cmdr Storm to Commander Tucker *small laugh* thanks Commander I needed that. You better get ready for your 'visit.'

Commodore Erika-clone- to Admiral Black As ready as I'll ever be, Admiral. *opens the airlock door*

Commander T’Pol to Commander Archer Sir. You and the Commodore know each other?

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika to Major Reed Captain, Major if you haven't heard yet, my wife the Commodore.

Commander Archer to Commander T’Pol Yes. We have a brief history. Why?

Commodore Erika-clone- *to herself* Although I don't know why the Commodore made me get in this silly getup with the hat. *mental shrug*

Lt Cmdr Storm I suppose I should sit here like a good pet and wait...*sighs*

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black and Major Reed Hello Major. You're looking well. *smiles*

Major Reed to Admiral Black and Commodore Erika *stands at attention* Sir. Commodore. Congratulations.

Commander T’Pol to Commander Archer It is not important.

Commodore Erika to Commander T’Pol Of course, Commander Archer and I know each other. *grins*

Commander Tucker to Lt Cmdr Storm Great. Thanks.

Commander Archer to Commander T’Pol Tend to your duties Commander

Commander Tucker As if we weren't busy enough down here, now we have to entertain a couple of the brass in a few minutes. I should get paid more.

Admiral Black to Major Reed Ahh Major this is for you, *hands over box* you can scan it if you like...but it's not a bomb. *smirks*

Commodore Erika-clone- to Major Reed to Admiral Black Thank you, Major. *smiles*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Commander Tucker You're welcome. *sounds off*

Commander T’Pol to Commander Archer *gives him a slightly derisive look* Yes sir.

Major Reed to Admiral Black *takes the box with a smirk* Of course. Thank you sir.

Major Reed to Commodore Erika As are you, Commodore. It's been a while, but you appear well. And ... happy.

Commodore Erika-clone- to Major Reed *raises eyebrow, leans close* Is that a problem, Major?

Admiral Black to Major Reed you’re welcome, Major hopefully it amuses you as much as it did me! *smiles wickedly*

Commodore Erika-clone- *to herself* I don't know why Erika likes Admiral Black so much - there are so many other men out there...like the Major.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika to Major Reed Will you be alright with the Major and the Captain? I need to go see someone.

Major Reed to Admiral Black *glances at the box and tries to hide his curiosity as he returns to attention* I'm sure it will sir.

Major Reed to Commodore Erika *smirks* No, Commodore. Just a tactical observation.

Commodore Erika-clone- to Admiral Black *smiles* Of course, honey! *kisses him* Stay safe.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika Commodore...*briefly kisses you on the cheek*

Commodore Erika-clone- *looks over Captain Forrest, grins* Why so nervous, Captain? It's not like I'm going to bite anyone.

Admiral Black to Major Reed *motions to you to come closer* Where's Storm's quarters?

Commodore Erika-clone- to Admiral Black Bye, Admiral! *grins*

Major Reed to Admiral Black The Commodore will be safe with me and my team, sir. We've taken precautions already.

Commodore Erika-clone- to Major Reed Really, now? I don't see anything tactical about it. *kisses him on the lips*

Major Reed to Admiral Black *eyes narrow* Lt. Cmdr. Storm? I believe she can be found in the Armory. /Sir./

Admiral Black to Major Reed She best be in her quarters...directions Major. *sounding annoyed*

Major Reed to Commodore Erika *leers* You haven't changed at all my dea...Commodore. *whispers* But don't do that again or you'll get me killed.

Commodore Erika-clone- *looks at Forrest and laughs* Are you jealous, Captain? *goes up to him, kisses him on the lips* There.

Major Reed to Admiral Black *fingers his knife at his belt with an obvious scowl, considers the situation* C-deck. Officer's quarters.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *laughs* done kissing everyone... and to Reed Major??

Commodore Erika-clone- to Major Reed *giggles* Of course, Major.

Commodore Erika-clone- to Admiral Black *smirks* Those that matter anyway.

Admiral Black to Major Reed Nevermind I'll just find her myself. *Pulls out a device and activates it* to Commodore Erika try to behave Erika I'll see you

Lt Cmdr Storm Aaaaaaaaa!!! damn....*starts to feel a burning sensation* bastard turned on the tracker. *starts crying*

Commodore Erika-clone- to Admiral Black *chuckles* I will. *faces Forrest and Reed* Who's going to give me that tour?

Admiral Black to Major Reed ah thank you Major! *mutters* too late for her though...*takes off down corridor*

Major Reed to Admiral Black *glares at him, still fingering the knife* What's that?

Lt Cmdr Storm to Admiral Black *reaches for PADD and types* Please turn it off.... *crying*

Major Reed to Admiral Black *mutters as the Admiral leaves* Why would he need to ...

Lt Cmdr Storm to Major Reed transmitting ~pain crying~

Major Reed to Commodore Erika *mutters, almost to himself* If he tries anything, you're going to have a very short marriage, Commodore.

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm *arrives outside her quarters and rings the chime*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Admiral Black *crawls to the door trembling and crying keys it open* Sir please... turn it off...

Commodore Erika-clone- to Major Reed *looks at him* I'll be sure to tell him that, Major. *smirks*

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm *steps inside her quarters looking around* this is nice Pet. You remember 'your place' with me?

Lt Cmdr Storm to Admiral Black *crying* Sir...yes Sir! *trying to stand through the pain*

Major Reed to Commodore Erika *smirks* Good. He can fear me around every corner from then on.

Major Reed to Commodore Erika *winces as if in pain* Yes, a very short marriage. I don't know what you see in him. Surely this is a ploy of some sort?

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm I didn't say you could stand yet, pet. *increases the intensity*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Admiral Black arrrgh *doubles over* Sir I apologize...please...I have...what you...asked for...*having problems breathing*

Commodore Erika-clone- to Major Reed *shrugs* Beats me. So. Are you going to let me see the Enterprise, or are you going to play with that box of yours?

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm Where is it? If it pleases me, then I'll turn this off. *fingers the switch*

Major Reed to Commodore Erika *gives her a confused look* You don't kno... *studies her for a moment, then shrugs*

Major Reed to Commodore Erika I have an Andorian to question. The Captain said he would tour you himself.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Admiral Black it's... on... the ... desk...sir...*crying panting*

Commodore Erika-clone- to Major Reed I see. *sees the Captain motion for her at the corner of her eye* Enjoy your interrogation, Major. *smirks, leaves*

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm *puts controller down, picks up the box on the desk and opens it pulling out the pieces* Yes, these are very lovely, pet...

Major Reed to Commodore Erika *nods crisply, box under one arm, rifle in the other* Thank you Commodore. Enjoy your visit.

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm You are an artist as well as a killer aren't you? *smirks watching her twitch*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Admiral Black *seizing and crying* yes...sir *pants*

Commodore Erika-clone- *to herself* That was weird. I didn't hurt the Major - so why did he wince like that? Hmm. Oh! That's right, the Admiral installed something into the "pet" - Storm, was it? And she has telepathic abilities. Hmm. Did she...that's interesting.

Lt Cmdr Storm {he's going to kill me this time...I can't take it much longer...mal...}

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm *picks up the controller and adjusts it to a slightly lower setting* that better pet? I don't want you dead yet...

Commodore Erika*to Forrest* Wherever your heart takes you, Captain. I don't care. You did tell Tucker he's getting new conscripts, right? Good.

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm you're still to valuable alive...however I so miss our 'training' sessions, don't you? *chuckles*

Commodore Erika-clone- That's the bad thing about clones. They end up having a mind of their own, even if you implant memories into them. *mental smirk*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Admiral Black *breathing easier* Sir...yes sir...thank you sir... *shivers at the memories*

Commodore Erika-clone- *pays some attention to what Forrest is boasting about but thinks more about her mission*

Commodore Erika-clone- *enters the armory, makes a face* This place is /small/.

Major Reed The Admiral presents me with a gift? This can't be good. I need to scan this box before I open it. Maybe I can use Dr. Phlox's imaging scanner in sickbay.

Commodore Erika-clone- *looks at her gloves as Forrest tells her about the armory and its upgrades, looking bored*

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm *sits down on her couch inspecting the jewelry* yes these will do nicely. So pet...what to do now while waiting? *smirks*

Commodore Erika-clone- *follows the Captain*

Major Reed*steps into sickbay and places the box into the imaging scanner, examines the readings* What the?!

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed Major I would like it if you ask me first before using my equipment.

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox My apologies good Doctor. I didn't mean to disturb your ... autopsies? I just needed a moment with your equipment.

Commodore Erika-on the Ares- *lights up a cigarette and grins, monitoring the comm system on the Enterprise* So far, so good.

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox *opens the box then snaps it shut again with scowl, muttering* If the Admiral thinks this is some sort of joke ...

Lt Cmdr Storm*nose starts bleeding* please...sir no more

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed What is it Major?

Commodore Erika oh yes Major Reed *looks at her PADD* Oh? And what did he give you? I'm curious.

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox *murmurs to himself* On the other hand, I have this now. Which means he doesn't.

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox *looks up, eyes narrow* Where do you incinerate your medical waste, Doctor?

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm *laughs* oh you can take it. You need to remember what you are. As long as you're valuable you live, understood?

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed through here *points to the back* but I would like to know what that is before you do anything.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Major Reed transmitting ~love...pain!~

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox Oh would you now? *smirks and shoves past him, places the box in the device and incinerates it*

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox *smirks* That was Lt. Cmdr. Storm's "training" shock collar. A gift from Admiral Black.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Admiral Black yes...understand...*crying* I know..my place. *whimpers*

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed Lt. Cmdr. Storm’s Shock collar? How crude. To bad he didn't give it to me *sighs*

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm Good pet *reaches out to pet her and laughs turns down the intensity* sit!

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox *rolls his eyes* Yes, of course. But ... *considers* perhaps I could get you schematics for one of your own design?

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox That is, is you would do something for me first?

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed Oh could you. That would be excellent I have a sort of Klingon dog that I wouldn't mind shutting up. You mean besides what I already do for you

Commodore Erika-clone- *Forrest leads her to Sickbay, shudders* Skip sickbay. *pulls out her pistol* SKIP IT OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF! *smiles* Thank you

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox *smirks* Yes, besides what you already do for me. Get on the com and have Storm report to sickbay immediately?

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed If I must. *walks to Comm panel*

Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm *over comm* Lt. Cmdr. Storm report to sick bay immediately.

Admiral Black to Dr. Phlox hello doctor. She'll be there momentarily. As soon as she can stand. *chuckles*

Dr Phlox to Admiral Black Admiral with respect I'm her Doctor and immediately mean immediately

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox Thank you Doctor. As always, we make an excellent team. I'll have those schematics sent to your terminal by tomorrow.

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm I guess duty calls you pet. Too bad I enjoyed this. I'll turn this off after I leave.

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed Thank you Major. It’s always a pleasure. Oh *picks up PADD* these are the final scans for our project

Admiral Black to Dr. Phlox she's a little 'down on the floor' doctor and last I looked I'm an Admiral.

Dr. Phlox to Admiral Black and I'm a doctor. Last I looked when it comes to medical emergencies I out rank you.

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm *turns to leave her quarters* Damn Denobulians at least they got some things right. *smirks and leaves, enters turbolift…*

Commodore Erika-clone- *enters Engineering with a big grin*

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox *takes the PADD and examines it* Very nice. I see the Klingon proved useful. I'll get these to Tucker right away.

Admiral Black to Lt Cmdr Storm *turns off controller* Now to go get some coffee in the messhall and wait. That was fun!

Lt Cmdr Storm*breathing easier nose still bleeding, struggles to comm* Dylan report to my quarters NOW!

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox By the way, you should see the move "Young Frankenstein" from that parallel universe's database. I think you'd like it.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *looks down from the warp engine platform* Captain. Commodore.

Commodore Erika-clone- *to herself* This place is a SHITHOLE! Compared to the elegant engine room of the Ares, that is. *laughs, adjusts her hat*

Lt Cmdr Storm*door chime rings keys it open* Dylan I need you to help me get to sickbay...try anything stupid...*crying* dammit...stop staring help me!

Commodore Erika to Commander Tucker Hello Commander. Get down from there, your superiors shouldn't be looking up at you.

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed A movie Major? I'm far to busy to watch a movie. But perhaps I'll give it a try if I have the time

Commodore Erika-clone- *reaches into her jacket and takes out some pills, popping them into her mouth*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox *enters sickbay being half-carried* Thank you
Dylan...I owe you one. Doctor you needed to see me? *still leaning onto him*

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox *nods* You should get out more, Doctor. Don't mind me. I'll just wait for Briana here.

Commodore Erika-clone- Oh. Just candy. *grins, looks at her Twitter followers* They're meds. To keep me alive. I'll explain it later. What's that? *dismissive wave* Oh, I was talking to some people.


Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *makes a face, but climbs down from the platform to stand in front of them* That better? You enjoyin' your tour, Commodore?

Commodore Erika-clone- *to herself* Commander Tucker. Another one that
Erika could have. But no, she had to choose an old man!

Major Reed to Lt Cmdr Storm *straightens up quickly and shoves Dylan aside* I thought so! What did he do to you?

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker That is so much better, Commander, because I wanted to do this. *kisses him on the lips*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Major Reed *collapses into you* he...has a controller, *crying* it keeps me in line, to remember my status.

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed to Lt Cmdr Storm Put her on the bed Major

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox to Major Reed *shivering remembering last time in sickbay* I'm fine. I'll be fine, really...

Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm You'll be fine after I examine you

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *looks surprised, then shrugs and leans
into the kiss*

Admiral Black*thinking to himself* I like being an Admiral, everyone jumped to attention when I entered and everyone got me coffee. *pulls out scanner*

Major Reed to Lt Cmdr Storm Not this time. * lifts her up onto a biobed*

Admiral Black*thinking to himself* I'm not stupid. Ah two were poisoned...good try on someone's part. *smirks and drinks from other mug*

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox A controller? Do you know anything about those Doctor?

Commodore Erika-clone- *to herself* I think I just fell in love with Charles Tucker the Third.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Major Reed *doesn't struggle and lies back* I'm sorry...so weak..you despise weakness.

Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm *scans her with Scanner*

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *leans back* Well now, I guess that answers my question. I just hope your new husband's nowhere around, ma'am.

Commodore Erika to Commander Tucker *lets go after a moment, touches his cheek and mouths 'I'm sorry'*

Dr. Phlox to Major Reed This is the first I'm hearing of it.

Commodore Erika-clone- *pulls out a stun grenade, pulls down her hat and throws it onto the ground pulls out the communicator in her jacket* Commodore, now would be a VERY GOOD TIME TO SHOOT!

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika Sorry for wha... *collapses onto the floor at the stun grenade, along with several other nearby crewmen*

Commodore Erika-on the Ares- Well, that's my cue, huh? *grins, gets off, hits a button on her console, transporting to Admiral Black to the bridge*

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm *frowns* Can you determine how to remove ... *com goes off for him* Just a moment.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *grabbing box to look at the jewelry again* What the.... *feels transporter effect*

Commodore Erika-clone- *pulls out her pistols and fires at anybody still standing* Why me?! And why the hell is the Commodore taking her time?!

Commodore Erika-on the Ares- *pushes buttons on her console* Engineering...and the Armory. *evil grin, fires*

Commodore Erika-clone- *grabs Tucker by the uniform, hits the button for the transporter as the torpedoes hit*

Commander Archer Tactical Alert! All Hands to battle stations!! Captain Forrest to the Bridge!

Commodore Erika-clone- *steps off the transporter pad, pulling out her pistol* to Commander Tucker You're...oof...heavy...

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika ERIKA! WHAT THE HELL??? Why are you firing on Enterprise???

Major Reed to Dr. Phlox and to Lt Cmdr Storm *hits door release* We've got weapons fire in engineering! I've got to go. Take care of her, Doctor. Or else!

Commodore Erika-clone- *puts to Commander Tucker in her quarters, locking the door from the outside, then runs to the console* And...we're off!

Lt Cmdr Storm to Major Reed Go!!! I'll be there shortly...

Commodore Erika Hail Enterprise. *grins* to Commander Archer I'm sorry, the Captain is out of commission at the moment...can I take a message?

Commander T’Pol to Commander Archer *looks at her console with a concerned eye* The Ares is attempting to disable our engines.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *looks at him* Can you move a little to the left? I can't see.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox Give me an adrenaline and caffeine shot, I need to go...

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika Erika!? What the hell are you doing?! Polarize the hull plating and prepare to fire back. Major!! report to the bridge!

Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm You aren't going anywhere. The Major will have my head if you go.

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer *evil laugh, fires off more torpedoes* What am I doing? Tucker owes me a favor...and I came to collect, that's all!

Commodore Erika-clone- *over comm* Commodore, I've docked with the Phobos, what do you want me to do with the Commander?

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika You stole my engineer!?

Major Reed to Commander Archer On my way!

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika OH I'M SO SORRY! STOP FIRING ERIKA
Commander Archer Fire Phase canons!! Take evasive maneuvers!!

Major Reed to Commander Archer Sir! Hayes reports that half of the engineering department is unconscious, taken out with stun grenades and phasers.

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer *glares* The Enterprise is not your ship, Commander. Know your place.

Commander Archer to Major Reed What the hell!!!! I know who did it. Get up here Major.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox *shaking and falls back* You might be right...my body doesn't seem to want to listen to me. I can't even 'scan'...

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika My apologies Commodore. Now what the hell is the matter with you?!

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox to 'see' what's going on at the moment...*holds onto biobed* we're being fired upon...by the Ares??

Major Reed to Commander Archer *charges out of the turbolift and goes to his station, shoving an Ensign out of the way* Canons are ready Commander.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika Who the HELL Is that on the Comm?

Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm I don't know if that’s it or not. I just know we're being fired upon.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *glares at him* My ship, my *beep* rules!
*ship shakes, clutches at console* GODDAMNIT, ARE YOU AN IDIOT ENSIGN?! EVASIVE MANEUVERS!

Commander Archer to Major Reed FIRE!!!

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer I sometimes wonder myself, Jonathan. *laughs*

Major Reed to Commander Archer *hits buttons and fires at the Ares*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox Oh crap we never field tested the new canon...I need to contact the bridge...

Commodore Erika Good thing about the Ares? Firepower. *fires torpedoes at the cannons*

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika Really??? Get us the HELL out of here, now...That's an ORDER COMMODORE!

Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm then here *tosses her a communicator*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Major Reed *on communicator* We never tested the new canon, use the others remember the transponder codes.

Commander Archer to Commodore Erika Dammit Erika your insane. You would fire upon another Imperial vessel?!

Major Reed to Commander Archer *looks up, furious* Weapons are down, Commander.

Commander Archer to Major Reed Dammit!!! get them back online!!

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *laughs, to the helm* Ensign! You heard the Admiral. Let's get out of here. I'm done with these bastards.

Commander T’Pol to Commander Archer We've lost the main engines. Warp drive and impulse are offline.

Commander Archer*to helm* evade there fire!

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika We NEED TO TALK NOW!!!

Commander Archer to Commander T’Pol Dammit!!

Commander Archer*throws fists down on the chair arms watching the Ares warp away*

Major Reed to Lt Cmdr Storm I doesn't matter, she took out all six of the forward canons and aft canons are useless if we can't maneuver.

Commodore Erika to Commander Archer *smirks* Bye, bye, beautiful...*blows him a kiss*

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *calmly* Certainly. In my ready room, perhaps?

Major Reed to Commander Archer *scowls* I can't sir. Not from here and not with half of engineering unconscious.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Major Reed I'll report immediately to Engineering to see what I can do...*tries to stand*

Commodore Erika*hits the comm button* Tell me when the Commander wakes up...Commodore.

Commander T’Pol to Commander Archer *quietly* I've lost them on sensors.

Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm *holds her* sit. You are in no condition. Now if you want to die then be my guest.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *glares at her* Fine! You better have a damn good explanation for this.

Commodore Erika-clone- *over comm* How many minds have you *beep* today, Commodore? I'm keeping an eye on your prize, don't worry.

Commander Archer to Commander T’Pol *says nothing*

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black Of course I do. *opens the door to her ready room, steps inside*

Commander Tucker*groans and sits up* What the hell!? Where the hell am I?

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox *sits back down* no tried that once remember. *sighs* we're dead in the water...and we still don't know why?

Major Reed to Lt Cmdr Storm You stay right where you are. That's an order.

Commander Archer to Major Reed to Commander T’Pol *furious but not yelling** Get the engines online, get weapons back. I don't care what it takes.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Major Reed Yes Sir! Dr. Phlox isn't letting me leave.

Commodore Erika*goes to her liquor cabinet and pulls out a bottle of alcohol and two glasses*

Major Reed to Commander Archer Sir. Even if we could get weapon sand engines back online today, they're long gone. What did she want from us anyway?

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *follows her in* Okay start explaining...

Commander Archer to Major Reed *yelling* I don't care get them online!!!

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker *from the main part* Like my quarters, Commander? Pretty nice for someone who isn't the real McCoy, huh?

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *sits down at her desk, opens the bottle and pours two shots, props up her legs on the desk* What do you want to know?

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *gets up and tries the door, finds it locked, hits the com button* What the hell are you talkin' about? Where am I?

Major Reed to Commander Archer *sneers* Aye, aye, sir. *gets up and enters the turbolift*

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker *through comm* You're on the Ares. Specifically, the Deimos portion of it. Welcome aboard, Commander.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *agitated* what the hell just happened? and who is that other woman?

Commander Archer to Commander T’Pol You have the bridge. I'll be in the ready room.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *downs her shot and pours another one* I'm surprised. You of all people should know who she is! *smirks*

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika Oh wait a minute...a clone, right? Just like how you killed me? Now why did you need a clone of yourself...

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *into the com panel* The Demios portion? What's goin' on, Commodore? Where's Enterprise?

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black Gotcha! *laughs, downs her shot* Why do I need a clone of myself...oh, I don't know. Because the Ares is two ships. Who better to pilot the Deimos than myself? After all, the person I trust most is me!

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker *sighs and goes to her quarters, pops open the door* Look. I'm goin' to make it as simple as possible.

Major Reed As if we didn't have enough to deal with, trying to put down a rebellion against the Empire. Now our very own Commodore's fired upon us.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *sighs* Erika...why didn't you tell me, and what did you do to Enterprise. I know how you feel about Archer same as I...

Commodore Erik ato Commander Tucker The Commodore kidnapped you, in exchange for bringing all those conscripts. You're on her ship.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika but Forrest is a good and loyal officer. Give me a damn drink and a cigarette...*rubs his neck* damn...

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black I just disabled them for the moment. And I didn't tell you because...well...geez. I don't know why.

Major Reed We're drifting, without warp drive or impulse. Weapons are offline and our Chief engineer's missing.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *sadly* Maybe because you'd be asking whether or not I was a clone.

Major Reed All we need now is for a bloody Klingon battle cruiser to show up and pick us off. Long Live the Empire!

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *pushes the shotglass towards him and throws her cigarette pack onto the desk*

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *pushes off the wall and straightens up, giving her a funny look* /Her/ ship. Don't you mean /your/ ship?

Major Reed to Lt Cmdr Storm When you're feeling better, see what you do in engineering. Get that Vulcan to help you if you need. I'll be in the Armory.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *downs the shot* More...I'm going to need more. *lights a cigarette* Disabled only? Good! Because the Fleet Admiral...

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker *takes off her glove and shows him the tattoo on her left hand* I'm the 47th clone of Erika Hernandez.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika has a son on that ship! Dammit Erika NO more secrets!

Commander Archer I'm loyal!!! I'm F***ing loyal! Why would she fire on us!!??

Lt Cmdr Storm to Major Reed Yes Major, I'm waiting on toDr. Phlox to release me.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika You're a clone?! *whistles* She is certifiably insane.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *pours another shot for him* Okay. Agreed.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *looks nervous* Damnit, and now I'm on her ship! I guess she couldn't take no for an answer. I shoulda known!

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker Well, then, you just called the Emperor insane. He's the one behind the cloning project.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *grabs her hand to look at the tattoo* There's 46 more of you... her... out there?!

Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm Your free to go if you can walk.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *BEEEP* I'm getting a headache...dammit Erika...

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker No, the other 46 are dead.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox Okay, thank you Doctor. *stands and wobbles a bit* Just a little shaky, I'll be fine.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *genuinely* I'm sorry. *stands up* I'm going to go. *heads for the door*

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika The Emperor? Let's just keep that little comment of mine between the two of us then ... shall we?

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox *walks to the door* see I can walk thank you again, oh wait...do you have a caffeine hypo handy? I'm going to need it.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *drops her hand and goes to a window to watch the stars zipping by* Great. I'm a dead man.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *stands up grabs you* where are you going to go?

Commodore Erika to Commander Tucker *nods*

Commodore Erika to Commander Tucker *quietly* She wouldn't kill you. You're too valuable to her.

Dr. Phlox to Lt Cmdr Storm here *tosses her hypo*

Lt Cmdr Storm to Dr. Phlox *grabs it* thanks you'll be busy in a bit...*leaves sickbay to head to Engineering*

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black Somewhere. Anywhere.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika our quarters I need to spank your ass! I swear and to think I had this made for you...*tosses you a box*

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *catches the box and looks at it*

Lt Cmdr Storm*arrives at and enters Engineering* what the hell happened? Sir...Captain... where's Commander Tucker? Hold on Sir, I'll get you to sickbay.

Commodore Erika*opens the box and sees a necklace made of ruby firegems, a pair of earrings and a ring*

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika Valuable. *thinks about that* On a ship that needs improvin' and repairin' maybe. But this?

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black You...you didn't have to make this for me. Shit. *puts the box down on the desk, looks away* Thanks.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika You got any schematics? Somethin' I can study? I'd better get familiar with this ship, or I won't stay valuable for long.

Lt Cmdr Storm to Commander Archer, Major Reed and to Commander T’Pol The Captain is injured, I'm taking him to sickbay. Engineering looks like a bomb exploded.

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker You'll be her first officer. *grins, rattles off specs*...Double engine, max speed is Warp 6...Oh, and these engines don't leak out delta radiation! *grins* Nice, huh?

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *sighs rubs eyes* you're welcome...I'm going for a walk, you decide if you want to stay married or not?

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker Yeah. They're here somewhere...*goes to the bed and looks underneath, pulls out a huge book* Here. *points at it*

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker They're handwritten, I'm afraid. If you need any help translating, just ask me.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black *quietly* Alright.

Commodore Erika to Admiral Black I'll be in my quarters if you want to punish me. *opens the door and walks out with the box*

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *takes the book with a grimace* Yeah. Real nice. Except that I didn't want to be here.... but I got stunned and kidnapped and dragged here anyway. *opens the book and looks at it then slams it shut, angry* And my new CO's insane!

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker I'm sorry. But I can't disobey her orders.

Admiral Black to Commodore Erika *watches her leave* punish you...BEEEP *gets up and leaves*

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *peers at her with his good eye* If she's the CO and I'm her First Officer, what does that make you?

Commodore Erika*goes to her quarters, shuts herself inside*

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker *smirks* Do you think the crew knows that I'm a clone?

Cmdr Archer I'm going to kill her. And this time I mean it.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika I know you're a clone. *stumbles and leans against the wall* Damn stun grenades. I need to lie down for a while.

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker Oh. She /would/ kill you if this whole clone thing got spread around. It's best if you keep that quiet.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *gives her a look* I'm not an idiot.

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker No, you're not. I better go. Goodnight, Commander.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *sits down heavily at the desk* So I'm a prisoner in these quarters?

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker Well, you could wander around the ship if you like. The Commodore will probably see you tomorrow.


Admiral Black*finds empty quarters* she can damn well come to me. Hell I don't know if she loves me or if I'm part of her plan.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika *shoulders sag* I suppose it doesn't matter. *looks out the window* It's not like I could escape anywhere else.

Commander Tucker to Commodore Erika Look, forget it. I might as well try and make the best of it and get some rest before then. Good night.

Commodore Erika-clone- to Commander Tucker *nods* Goodnight, Commander. *closes the door but doesn't lock it, leaves*

Commander Tucker Well, crap. I've just been shanghaied!


Commander Tucker to Trip Tucker *securely encoded* Hey there Commander. Remember me? If you get this message, contact me? I could use a little ... advice.

Commodore Erika *lies down in bed, a sad look on her face* Well. I have to say, I never expected this much of a backlash. *sighs*

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