The Questionairre

Lineage ID? Unknown

Current name? Briana Storm

Aliases? None

Rank? Lieutenant Commander

Current primary enemy? Those against the Empire.

Current secondary enemy? Those against my Captain or the Major.

Number of years you've survived? 34

Number of battles won? I always win, so why bother to count.

Pets?

Height? 1.68m

Eye color? Turquoise

Hair color? Dark brown

Piercings? Yes

Tattoos? Yes

Any major body parts missing or supplemented with a prosthetic? No. My tail is real, thank you!

How much do you love the Empire? I am a Loyal Soldier of the Empire.

How many people did you have to remove to get there? None – I was assigned here by Admiral Black

Next ship? Unknown

Very tight pants or miniskirts? Miniskirts easier to maneuver in a fight, however pants are more functional for protection.

Leather, Kevlar, or armor? Ki’Taran armor it’s light-weight and stronger than Kevlar. I would like some leather…

Whisky or ale? Neither

Rare wines and exotic delicacies captured from passing vessels in the name of the Empire, or haunch of targ with rotgut from the still in Engineering? I would prefer metals and gemstones to be used in weapon’s manufacturing.

Coffee or Jolt? Coffee

Food or sex? Food is something required-not that I remember to eat. And sex, I’m not like those other women that use sex to get ahead. I enjoy it!!

Do you enjoy devising your own interrogations or do you savor watching someone else do the tough extractions? I enjoy every chance I get to do an extraction or an interrogation.

Knife blade: serrated, hook, or poisoned? My claws!    

Gold or silver? Silver.  

Bridges or tunnels? It doesn’t matter to me.

Growl, shout, or hiss? Growl

Coliseum or torture chamber? Torture Chamber.

Vulcans: mostly useful minions or servants who are too intelligent for their own good? As a fellow sub-human, helpful, however there are a few that need to learn their place.

Ion storms: Cool or scary? I don’t know I haven’t been in one yet.

Vlad the Impaler or Niccoló Machiavelli? Hmm? Vlad or Machiavelli-both have something to learn from.

Beatles or Stones? Who?  

Daggers or swords? Yes and a few whips for good measure thrown in.

Mac, PC, or Unix? The official Imperial platform is Windows.

Pizza topping? I haven’t had pizza.

Dessert? Ice cream and whipped cream…

Energy weapon? My new Rifle

Training film? I enjoy watching the Major’s security footage.

Monitoring device? None of your damn business.

Method of keeping your underlings in line? Growling

Place to be kissed? Hmm? Anywhere as long as it is by a certain individual.

Imperial holiday? Any that has explosions and fireworks.

Book? Technical Manual of Weapons; a history of weapons used throughout the Conquests of the Empire. I’m getting ready to submit a few new articles for consideration.

James Bond villain? Still watching all of them.

Quote? “To strive, to seek, to conquer, and not to yield.”

Word or phrase? “Grr’Rwroar” A Ki’Taran battle cry!

Website? Weaponsmasters.com

Least favorite thing? My shock collar.

How many weapons do you carry on your person, approximately? I am a weapon.

How old were you when you committed your first assassination? 10

How many times has someone attempted to assassinate you? In the last week? They know better now, it’s hard to sneak up on a PSI.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Alive.

What do you look for in a partner? Respect and intelligence.

What did you want to be when you grew up? Alive

What characteristics do you despise? weakness

How do you express anger? I usually make a weapon and then use it on the object of my anger.

Would you rather die or become a bureaucrat? Neither

What was your most satisfying revenge? I haven’t done it yet…

Last person you went to dinner with? Pleasure or business? Culminated in sex or death? Major Reed, business and then pleasure. What do you think happened; he’s still alive and smirking.

Last crony whom you rewarded for a nasty job well-done?  My team.

Ever been a "Captain's Woman" or "Captain's Man"? No

Any superstitions? No

First thing you think of when you wake up? Depends on who’s next to me.

What's on your mouse pad? The symbol of the Terran Empire with the PSI logo.

What's under your bed? Weapons of course.

How many people did you have to bribe to get into Imperial service? None, I was bred for the Imperial Service.

What Academy subject is completely useless? I didn’t attend the Academy per say.

What was the last book you read? A technical journal on the tactical station.

Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Yes

Can you roll your tongue? Mmm yes!

Hobbies? Designing and building weapons, sketching, painting, stalking unsuspecting prey.

Should supervillains have capes? No

Which single store would you choose to extort tribute from? A weapons depot.

Greatest pet peeve? People that want to pet me or yank my tail. *growls*

Best thing in the world? Being allowed to serve the Empire on Enterprise and build my weapons.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Why Major Reed, of course!